unbelievable, hypnotizing animation by *eriksucks set to nine inch nails

give him many a prop, as it hasn't been seen enough times for it's own good.

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(watch in high quality)

"Are you okay?"

"Hey man, do you need help?"

"What the fuck..."

"Oh my god... EW!"

"Gross, don't touch me."

*points* "That one has a golf ball in his forehead!"

"Dude, there's a whole bunch of them."

"Oh my god, they all look like zombies..."

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best night of my life.

so I get an e-mail from David Natamo, "Secretary to the Senior Credit Officer of BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) here in Burkina Faso" this is the typical e-mail scam. he tells me his prime minister's been assassinated, leaving no next of kin and they need me, "Frank from Alabama" to accept all his money. I replied with this.

this is extremely exciting! I can't believe your situation, how unfortunate. I will do anything I can to help though, just send me specific instruction along with a picture of yourself (for verification) and we'll get the ball rolling as soon as possible

-Frank

he responds, months later:

HI MY FRIEND, I AM NOT HAPPY AS YOU KEEP SILENCE ON ME , REPLY TO THIS MAIL AND I WILL SEND YOU MY PHOTO AND I.D CARD FOR IDENTIFICATION, LETS GET THIS BUSINESS DONE, THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE.

THANKS
DAVID NATAMO.

Yes! I'm so sorry, I was awaiting a response from you. I'm still very excited about becoming a millionaire. I thought you'd forgotten about me I'm very happy to know that isn't that case. Please respond soon.

Frank

he replies with a long boring e-mail, asking for all my personal information, and including a couple shots of "his family" [link] the time to end this has come, and I know just the photo to send him to do the job. I respond:

First of all David, I'm very encouraged by your trust in sending me your family pictures and by the special grace of God, I know we will be great partners in this business transaction. I hope this doesn't come across the wrong way, but I must say that your daughter is quite attractive. Looking at your beautiful wife, I can see easily where she gets it from You're a very lucky man, David.

I'm a little nervous about sending my contact information to you, as I've heard you should not give your personal information to strangers, but I feel certain trust growing with you, and since your offer came along at just the right time (I am very desperate to become a millionaire right now) and since I seem to have nothing to lose, I figure I can at least send you my picture while we get to know each other on a more personal basis as I can feel a bond forming between us.

Currently, my most flattering picture is hosted on my website. [this is where I link him to goatse, which if you didn't know, is a photo man stretching his own asshole out to the size of a grapefruit]

So... do you like sports?

Frank

I thought that was the last I'd hear from david, but he sends one final, priceless e-mail which I will cherish as long as I live.

I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE A ONE OF THESE BARSTAD PEOPLE THAT MIX UP WITH PEOPLE OF IN LIFE, YOU ARE STUPID BY SENDING ME THAT IMAGE,PLEASE DELETE MY FAMILY PHOTOS FROM YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND LOSE MY CONTACT.

success

I'm blown away.

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